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Here at DZNACTRI we take customer satisfaction very seriously. For instance, when customers complained that Llama-shaped floppy disks did not fit into their computers, we immediately brought out a whole new range of Llama-shaped floppy drives! How's that for service?
 
We sell many marvellous and nutty products, such as Llama teapots, silly songs featuring pants, inflatable hedgehog poppers and things that look like bananas but aren't quite. We also sell 42. If you need anything remotely nutty that's not sold anywhere in the world - DZNACTRI is the place to find it!

THIS MOTH'S SPECIAL:

ostrich burger - yummy yum yum......

Ostrich Burgers - Buy one get nothing free!
Please get in touch if you are a customer and are in need of mental support. Well, maybe I should rephrase that because if you are a customer then you DEFINITELY need mental support.........

You can e-mail us at:
thisisnotanemailaddress@whatmail?.com

DZNACTRI * The Funny Farm * Winadonkey * Hapland * 0800-PUDDING