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Welcome to The Funny Farm, the #1 asylum for the clinically deranged!

Here at The Funny Farm we do our best to cater for the needs of over fifty inmates, all of whom are completely barking. Whether you are to insane to be around others and need to be locked in a padded cell with a straightjacket, or are just someone a few sandwhiches short of a picnic and wanting a much-needed brain rest - we'll find somewhere to suit you.
 
Set in over fifty acres of unspoilt parkland, The Funny Farm is a haven for anyone who wants to be as mad as they like without getting in anyone's way. Facilities and activities include:
 
Elvis-themed Swimming Pool
[REALLY] Crazy Golf
Sheep Racing
Polo (With real polos)
Imaginary Rope Bunjee Jumping
Flying Without Wings
 
For even more information and details of booking, see the rest of this convenient website.

THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL:

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Free Frobbing Board for all clients!!!
(For information see the product catalogue)
If you have any enquiries e-mail us at:
thisisafakeaddress@nowhere.com

THE FUNNY FARM * Looney Lane * Barmyville * UK
* 1800-600-5000