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	Catering Quality Our chef Ron prides himself on his Camel Flavour Stew, made with real Aardvark Fur (no Aardvarks were harmed in the making of this stew). Other delicious items on our menu include Sock Soup, Hammer 'n' Nail Pie, Couch Potato and Cold Chilli Peppers in Rat Sauce. You can find these and more delicious recipes and Ron's website, www.bleuugh.com   $5000 and up