£500,000,000   or   FREE when you book today! FROBBING BOARD Made from genuine Frobwood and durable plastic, this amazing Frobbing board combines traditional methods with the latest technology. It's sturdiness and overall good design together with it giving the ultimate Frobbing pleasure mean that it has been a firm favourite over the years for lunatics of all ages. For best results, give it plenty of sun, frequent watering, and regular fertilization. Order on the Contact Us page.

	-£63.29 LOONEY LURVE POTION Looking for love? Well go somewhere else, 'cause this is LURVE potion. If you want to attract other insane people then this is the potion for you. Enjoy many years of no sanity forever exploding. For best results, swallow mixed in with cheese powder.

	Green: £99999   Pink: £999999999   Orange: £999999999999 WELSH RADIOACTIVE SHEEP Are you one of those people who lies in bed every night dreaming of the radioactive sheep they've always wanted since they were a small child? If you are, then you've come to the right website! Our first class radioactive sheep come in luminous green, pink and orange (green is the least expensive) and are delivered straight from their nuclear paddock in Wales, undoubtably from somewhere called Llanwyllopiissyllthwaite or something along those lines. DANGER: Do not knit scarves out of radioactive sheep's wool. It will cause your head to rotate dangerously and then explode.

	Price: Your soul or a sacrificial gerbil. Either will do. TREVOR THE HAUNTED TOASTER The perfect Halloween gift for someone you reaaaaaally hate, TREVOR THE HAUNTED TOASTER will kill, dismember and then toast any unwilling victim. For the small price of your life, he will hide in a toilet cubicle and carry out your orders before self destructing at an alarming rate. Please beware of mutating lettuces when buying this  18+  product. Please note: Trevor the Haunted Toaster is NOT a toy and should be thrown away before use in ALL circumstances. Trevor the Haunted Toaster is a trademark of DADP Industries Inc.

	SMILE! JOY IN A JAR This is pretty much self-explanatory. Picture actual size due to the fact that it is actual size. Buy it today and be happy happy happy enjoying a world full of happies. For best results. sing Joy To The World whilst balancing on a Pointless Albatross or a colony of Republican Bees.