This is the resident hap fairy who chooses all our products to make sure they are as stupid and pointless as possible.
If it's as much use as a chocolate teapot, we sell it. In fact, we do sell chocolate teapots! Shaped like llamas, of course.
This guy has bugger all to do with products. But it's a damn funny photo!
*Compliments to the man in the knots and the man who did the knots*