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Our Business Philosophy
The objective of our business is to provide a high quality product and reliable service for our customers. We hope you
will enjoy visiting our web site and using our products as much as we enjoyed providing them for you. We love you all. It
doesn't matter if you're black or white or green or blue... wait. that reminds me of the company song:
If you're black
Or if you're white
Or if you're in between,
DZNACTRI loves you!
If you're from Mars
Or a man who wears bras
Or if you're simply green,
DZNACTRI loves you!
So it doesn't really matter
If you're madder than a hatter
Just remember what to do:
Sit up straight
With a smile on you're face
And say
DZNACTRI LOVES YOU!
Our Employees
Employees play an important role in any business. They are often shaped not quite, but nearly, almost totally unlike
a banana. Apart from the guy who works on the cheese counter, who simply lies on the floor and says cheese.
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Our Company
DZNACTRI was founded in 1542 by Betram Zbingbong and his wife, Nancy-Nora Nfertiti. It started out as a small farm shop
that sold mouldy items and three-legged chickens - but business boomed and the company became a huge enterprise. Previously
called BNNZNI, the shop was renamed DZNACTRI when Djimbob and her cousins twice removed (Leonardo, Dwayne and Trotwood) took
over the business in 2003. The shop now has 3000 branches all over the world - and all are attached to trees. Of course, it
is now an internet-only operation. [Not to be confused with the game Operation with the tongs and the flashing nose.]
Our Shop
Here is a picture of our shop.
| THE FUNNY FARM SHOP! (Not actually there) |
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