H £10.00 The Radioactive Sheep Use it as a beside lamp or put it in the bathtub. Has a guaranteed 100 uses. For best results, give them plenty of sun, frequent watering, and regular fertilization.   Side effects can include cancer and death.

	H £300.00 Haunted Toaster For the best in ghost toast. For use with petrified bread only. Keep away from the pet cat. Do not taunt it or it will bite. Hard.

	H £4.42 Joy in a Jar Ever had one of those days where you just feel a) pissed off b) sad c) stupid d) mental?   If so, you need Joy in a Jar. This amazing product can make you happy within only four seconds of prising it open with a spork. Warning: May cause excessive smiling   Brought to you directly from the home of the Hap Fairy

	H £0.50   10 for H £5.00 Smokey Bear Flavour Crisps Mmm, smokey... These go well with a Druggy Camel Dip.

	H £99.00 Ali G Penguin A special ornament for those hard times when you can't decide which you like better, Ali G or penguins. Comes in a special P.I.E presentation box. SPECIAL OFFER:   Buy one, get our entire stock free! Offer lasts until the supplier dies of exhaustion. Handle with care.