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We don't actually have any policies, so I'll make some up and throw in a couple of random pictures.

Cheese Policies

Here at DZNACTRI we do not tolerated discrimination of any form, especially Cheesism. If you are a Cheesist, you do not belong here, GO AWAY!
Cheese has feelings too, and is just as intelligent as all other lifeforms. Please refrain from visiting us if you feel that cheese is insignificant/stupid/rubbish/"just milk with corners". Respect the cheese, and the cheese will respect you.
Thankyou.
 
Official Sponsor of Cheesists Really Are Poor
Reg. Charity Number 3738597237

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Insanity Policy

We ask you to kindly leave your common sense at the door. Of course, our motto here at DZNACTRI is "Insanity comes as standard."
 
All prices on this website are in Hap Pounds and Happennies, the official currency of Hapland. If you have any queries, ask the queen of hap.

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Foon your box!

Do you have any questions? Send us an e-mail at:

iamstupidanddontunderstand@moo.com

DZNACTRI * The Funny Farm * Winadonkey * Hapland * 0800-PUDDING