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Haunted
Dedicated to ghosties and ghoulies.
"Mummy, mummy! There's something under my bed! I think it's a ghost!"
"Don't be silly, dear, there's nothing there. Go back to sleep."
Click!
"Mummy, mummy! There's something on the bed! I think it's a human!
"Don't be silly, dear, there's nothing there. Go back to sleep.
Click!
So next time you see a ghost, don't frob it.
Alphabet
Dedicated to the letter >.
A: Auspicious Anteaters Appreciate Anglers!
B: Badgers Beating Bovines at Battleships!
C: Crazy Cranberries Crunching Cereal Casually!
D: Daring Disaster Dave Dupes a Donkey!
E: Ecstatic Elephants Exfoliate using Eggplant Extracts!
F: Frogs Frolic Freakishly over French Fenceposts!
G: Galloping Guavas Grin Gloatingly in Gailic!
H: Has Henry's Horse Hoped He is Healthy?
I: Is Ice-cream Incinerated In Iceland Insiduously?
J: Just Juice Jokingly Jumped Jake!
K: Killing Kangaroos with Kit-Kats is Krazy!
L: Let's Lick Lollipops Lovingly Laughing at Lionel!
M: My Mother Moans at Me for Making Melons Musical!
N: Never Never let Nigel Nick Nails!
O: Orange! Orange!
P: Pizza-flavoured Penguins Pecking at my Postman!
Q: Queer Quails Quarrel with the Quaking Queen!
R: Raucous Rats Roll Resistence in Ribs!
S: Silly Sausages Sit Stupidly on Saturated Sheep!
T: The Tickling of Terence The Tick-Tock Teapot!
U: Upside-down Umbrellas! (Drat I'm getting rained on)
V: Very Voluptuous Vultures Vainly Vomit!
W: When Wendy Wants Water, Women Wander!
X: X-ray Xylophones! (You think of something better!)
Y: You Yucky Yoghurt.
Z: Zany Zebras Zip up Zazzily! Probably!
>: ><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Yay!
Poetry
Dedicated to my lovely keyboard.
Keyboard: "Qwerty"
Poetic licence means
I can do this
aifhuiahfjkabn
And nobody will care!
I can also say
HeLlO tHeRe
And it won't matter
I can say it however I like
Punctuation
Can go wherever
.;'((*&^^';.;;'*&%$$£%$£
Yay! Punctuative!
What else can I say?
I know
Funarific! Yippadeedodah!
(I don't have to use real words!)
I can spel stuuff how I lik
An no1 will mind
I can tlk in txt spk
If I want 2!
Poetry gives me poetic licence
I don't have to care what you think
I can be as silly
Or as crazy
Or as freaky....
AS I LIKE!
(As you like it :-b)
BANG!
Dedicated to dedication.
BANG!
ping!
Yes, that is true.
Ouch.
Quit poking me!
Ough.
BANG!
That's enough, Marlon.
Sorry.
ping!
(Understand that - if you dare.........)
Chicken Chess
Dedicated to he who knows no frogs.
I'm playing chicken chess
I'm better than the rest
I'm the champion
I'm not a champinones (cuz that's spanish for mushrooms.)
I'm playing chicken chess
I'm better than the rest
I can cluck with every click
And peck with every pick!
I'm playing chicken chess
I'm better than the rest
I can even get cluckmate
Because I am so great!
I'm playing chicken chess
I'm better than the rest
I'll knock the feathers
Off the others
When I'm playing Chicken Chess!! |
