When riding on a tandem

I was feeling rather random

And decided to go to the moon

I tried to catch a biscuit

But unfortunately missed it

And instead hitched a ride on a spoon

I was flying through space

At a teeth-chattering pace

When an alien spaceship flew by

Inside was a green man

Eating some spam

And watching the footie on Sky

After a while

And an extra mile

I reached my destination

But I was very displeased

It was not made of cheese

And resembled Paddington Station

It soon became boring

I found myself snoring

And I badly needed a sweater

But on Earth I found

Bush and Blair were still around

So I decided the moon was better!