Far, far away in the land of Hap

There lived a man by the name of Jack

Jack lived in a sunny, happy place

And he wore a pink hat with a smiley face

He had a happy house with a happy door

A happy roof and a happy floor

Happy windows and happy walls

It was the happiest house of them all!

Outside there was a happy yard

A happy gate with a happy guard

Happy flowers and happy trees

Happy birds and happy bees

A happy horse, a happy foal

A happy busker with a happy pole.

But one day the happiness in this land

Was interrupted by a SENSIBLE man

He was far too much of a SENSIBLE man

To say such words as "foon" or "flan"

He said: "I demand you leave this town!

I've got permission to tear it all down!"

Now Jack, of course, was rather sad

Hed lived there since he was just a lad

He thought of the hap-pies he used to make

Of catching hapfish in the lake

Of dancing round the Bingbong Tree

And playing games with the chimpanzees

So Jack replied "Leave us alone!

For this is our happy home!

I have lived here all my life

I have happy children and a happy wife!

A happy dog, a happy cat

I even have a happy hat!"

"Ha!" Yelled the man, "You do not see

That I am much more SENSIBLE than thee!

I do not care for things silly, or pretty

I just want to build my city!"

But suddenly, with the speed of a flan

Jack came up with a marvellous plan:

"If you say being sillys no fun

I'll show you, and everyone!"

So Jack, the man and a random mouse

All went into his Random House

And, with the strength of an ox

Jack pulled out his enormous foonbox!

"Look in," he said, "and you will find

The stupidity will blow your mind!"

At first the man was quite appalled

He looked in and went completely bald!

"Argh!" He cried. "Well bless my socks

There are marvellous things in that there box!

Where on earth did you get it all from?"

"Simple," Jack replied, "foon.2ya.com"

The man, who had been SENSIBLE and sad

Turned absolutely stark-raving mad!

He was literally bouncing off the walls

From the craziness of it all

For all the pictures he did see

And all the stories of MCB

All of this was far too much

For a man who had been SENSIBLE, as such

He dropped his suitcase and SENSIBLE hat

He ran away, and that was that

"Hooray for Jack!" Cried a passing flan

"You've saved the whole of our Hapland!"

Replied Jack; "Come on, its half past nine

You can defend the salad any time."

And so Hapland was save from destruction

From a SENSIBLE man with dreams of construction

By a silly-hatted random guy

With all the intelligence of a piece of pie

Which just goes to show, some might say,

That a little Hap goes a long, long way!